Timmy (my imaginary friend) and Me
Two conversations. Err dentists or docs, please skip this. No defamation charges shall be accepted. :P :P
Scene 1: Timmy and Me in living room
Me: Timmy, I am going to die
Timmy: Oh?
Me: Yes. Next week.
Timmy: Oh?
Me: I am against suicide
Timmy: Oh?
Me: So I am appointing someone to kill me
Timmy: I cant
Me: Eh?
Timmy: I’d love to help you, Rini, you know I always do. But I don’t like the smell of blood
Me: Thank you Timmy but you don’t have to take the trouble
Timmy: Oh is there a back up killer?
Me: There is only one. My dentist!!!
Timmy: Oh he is not going to kill you. He will just drive some screws into your jaws
Me: Thanks a lot! That helps!
Timmy: Oh don’t be a baby Rini, its no big deal!
Me: But it is! What if he was bored and thinks a root canal will be a fun thing to do?
Timmy: Errrr Rini....
Me: It is possible you know. Half the time dentists do things out of sheer boredom.
Timmy: I don’t think root canal is a fun thing for dentists either. Monopoly maybe.
Me: You are missing the point. We are talking about me, remember! Solve my problem first.
Timmy: You could choose not to go.
Me: I cant. The pain is killing me.
Timmy: You could distract yourself. Read Calvin and Hobbes
Me: How? Stick it to the roof?
Timmy: Oh I didn’t think of that. Oh yeah mp3 player
Me: Timmy! Well that is an idea. But he might confuse it for his stethoscope and throw water at it.
Timmy: Dentists throw water at stethoscopes?
Me: All the time. They throw water everywhere, into your mouth, onto their knives and even the nurses.
Timmy: Why nurses?
Me: Identification I guess. To know them from patients.
Timmy: Oh. Maybe they like gardening.
Me: So coming back to my problem....
Timmy: Oh forget it Rini, lets just eat for now
Me: Hmmmm easy for you to say you cavity-less creature!
Timmy: One day Rini one day I will get it too.
Me: Don’t worry, I will take you to a doc. Unless you like to stay alive a little longer?
Scene 2:Me and the Doc. :'(
Me: I have got 2 cavities
Doc: 2 of ‘em?
Me: Yes can you tell me if I will need root canalling?
Doc: Hmm you just might
Me: Oh I don’t want to die so young
Doc: Root canalling does not imply suicide as is the general conviction
Me: No, I know
Doc: Good
Me: Its willful murder
Doc: I beg your pardon?
Me: I am letting you kill me.......
R.I.P
Two conversations. Err dentists or docs, please skip this. No defamation charges shall be accepted. :P :P
Scene 1: Timmy and Me in living room
Me: Timmy, I am going to die
Timmy: Oh?
Me: Yes. Next week.
Timmy: Oh?
Me: I am against suicide
Timmy: Oh?
Me: So I am appointing someone to kill me
Timmy: I cant
Me: Eh?
Timmy: I’d love to help you, Rini, you know I always do. But I don’t like the smell of blood
Me: Thank you Timmy but you don’t have to take the trouble
Timmy: Oh is there a back up killer?
Me: There is only one. My dentist!!!
Timmy: Oh he is not going to kill you. He will just drive some screws into your jaws
Me: Thanks a lot! That helps!
Timmy: Oh don’t be a baby Rini, its no big deal!
Me: But it is! What if he was bored and thinks a root canal will be a fun thing to do?
Timmy: Errrr Rini....
Me: It is possible you know. Half the time dentists do things out of sheer boredom.
Timmy: I don’t think root canal is a fun thing for dentists either. Monopoly maybe.
Me: You are missing the point. We are talking about me, remember! Solve my problem first.Timmy: You could choose not to go.
Me: I cant. The pain is killing me.
Timmy: You could distract yourself. Read Calvin and Hobbes
Me: How? Stick it to the roof?
Timmy: Oh I didn’t think of that. Oh yeah mp3 player
Me: Timmy! Well that is an idea. But he might confuse it for his stethoscope and throw water at it.
Timmy: Dentists throw water at stethoscopes?
Me: All the time. They throw water everywhere, into your mouth, onto their knives and even the nurses.
Timmy: Why nurses?
Me: Identification I guess. To know them from patients.
Timmy: Oh. Maybe they like gardening.
Me: So coming back to my problem....
Timmy: Oh forget it Rini, lets just eat for now
Me: Hmmmm easy for you to say you cavity-less creature!
Timmy: One day Rini one day I will get it too.
Me: Don’t worry, I will take you to a doc. Unless you like to stay alive a little longer?
Scene 2:Me and the Doc. :'(
Me: I have got 2 cavities
Doc: 2 of ‘em?
Me: Yes can you tell me if I will need root canalling?
Doc: Hmm you just might
Me: Oh I don’t want to die so young
Doc: Root canalling does not imply suicide as is the general conviction
Me: No, I know
Doc: Good
Me: Its willful murder
Doc: I beg your pardon?
Me: I am letting you kill me.......
R.I.P
8 comments:
I couldn't help but notice the similarities in our blogs....its a freaking coincident that we have so many things in common.
P.S. -I lyk ur frnd Timmy
thanks harsha... :) yea, Timmy is a great friend... he is too good to be in a real world... ;)
oops... harshu... :P
Harshu, Harsh..same thing.......I wonder what he looks like?/?
You must hv an image in your mind
haa... Timmy is like my twin which i always wished for.. he looks like a normal guy but his brain is completely like that of a madhouse.loves to irritate me. pops up according to his whim and fancy.. he is stupid but once in a while talks as if he is the direct descendent of Einstein. :P knows how to cheer me up.. haa... he is the best imaginary friend i could ever ask for.
p.s:he tried to bribe me to write good things about him.sorry boss.. long live anna hazare.
so basically he is Cracked Version of you :P
Naaaice...in complicated term it would be called Split Personality, if am not wrong :D..Interesting !!!
hehehe.... u r right... :D
always feels gud to be right abt sm1 u dnt know :D
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