My imaginary friend, Timmy, had just woken up from a 10 hour "nap".
Timmy: I’ve got a hell lot of things to tell you
Me: What is it?
Timmy: What? Do you have to know everything right away?
Me: Okay, tell me tomorrow then.
Timmy: I will think about it.
Me: Oh come on, what else have you got to do?
Timmy: What? You think I sit doing nothing all day?
Me: Yep
Timmy: Have you been spying on me?
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